me: *arrives at party*
me: so who wants to talk about institutionalized racism
I think my parents’re proud of me. If they found out I were a crackwhore, or summat like that, I don’t think they’d be very proud.
im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me
"I did 8.5 years on an attempted murder charge."
"Some thirty year old dude kept harassing my twelve year old sister. He’d wait outside her school and invite her to parties. So I tried to kill him."